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So, I flipped my therapist off

So, I flipped my therapist off.

I didn’t think about it. I was just pissed, after he screamed out after me that: “This is called denial.” I didn’t turn around, I just held my arm up straight in the air, and held my middle finger up. I also called him a fucking asshole, but he didn’t hear that. What’s funny is that I didn’t know my mom was out of the building yet, so I didn’t know she was watching.

Anyway, she was. She said, he said, while he was squinting at me, and kind of talking to himself,

“Did she just flip me off?”

My mom told him she thought I was waving. I don’t know if she believed it, or just wanted to save face. Either way, it’s funny. Although, she said, he smiled, and said,

“No, she’s flipping me off, it’s okay, it’s good, actually.”

I really wish he was more of a petty person, actually. You can’t hate him if he takes the high road.

 

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