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I remember back when I was in primary school in grade 1, I was scared to go to the toilet because they installed automatic flusher. I was peeing, then it would flush and scare the crap out of me.

My mum told the principal who came with me to show me that there is nothing to be afraid of.

So, I wanted to meet my friends in the next suburb, and my parents wouldn’t take me, so I had to catch the bus which my brother gave me directions on what to do. So I hoped on the bus, only to realised it’s going the wrong way. Opps. So the bus driver said to hop off here, and another bus will come a long soon and take you back.

So I waited for the bus. One eventually came and I hoped on. It was the bus same driver on the way back. So she took me to the trainstation where I would catch the train to my final destination and meet my friend. The train was delayed, so we decided to catch the bus. Found the bus, hoped on, and it was the same driver again. She said, yes, I am going to where you want to go.

So, I caught the bus three times to get to my destination, and it was the same bus the whole time. Man I make things harder than it actually is.

Most people spend hours getting ready for a school formal in there home. Guess where I got ready, and had a shower? In the public toilet of a petrol station, 5 min down the road from the venue.

I just embarrassed myself I left my bus and accidentally left my phone on the bus too so half an hour later someone brings it too me but the part what’s embarrassing is that he could of went through my texts and pics.

I remember when I felt sick and the teacher wouldn’t let me go in to the toilet because we were doing maths and it was something important. But by now I was feeling pretty bad………..and next thing I just got sick all over the place!!!!!! The teacher went all red and I made her say ”I’m sorry I didn’t let you go.”

At school today, my ex boyfriend dacked me – undies and all. What made it worse was that I had my period. Lucky my shirt was long to cover myself up until I ran to the toilet.

I was running away from some of my friends, and there was a little fence. I tripped over and it lifted my skirt up for all my friends to see.

When I was in primary school, around grade 1 and 2. I needed to go to the toilet, but the teacher wouldn’t let me. So I pissed my pants and said to the teacher “Told ya”
Mum picked me up from school in the next hour to take me home.

Don’t run and try to jump over a barb wire fence. It’s not a very smart thing to do – it hurts!

In high school, was learning against a brick wall talking to some friends (boys) who were sitting on the ground in front of me, and a gust of wind came and lifted my skirt up for all the boys to see. It was one of those scenes you see in movies when girls walk over things and their skirt lifts up. 

I was playing tennis, and one of our balls went over to the other court. While I was getting it, I kind of tripped over my feet. The other guy just laughed as I was pretty much right next to him.

My dad just called and got me to look whether the toilet outlet goes through the wall or through the floor? I didn’t even want to ask why.

Don’t you just hate it when you are watching porn, your computer freezes and someone walks in and you can’t minimize it. It’s so humiliating.

The worst time to have a shower is when the apartments fire alarm goes off. For 5 hours, I was standing outside with just wearing a towel.

It was hot last night, so I slept on top of my sheets. I was having a sexy dream in the morning, and my parents walked in while I was asleep on my back. Wearing boxes, lying on your back with a boner is not a good mix.

I was a fancy hotel, and I was heading to the pool for a swim. Being a bit overweight, I don’t look that well in my bathers. But I thought, I am only going to the pool, hardly anyone will see me anyway. I went to the lift to go down a floor as the pool was on the floor beneath. As the lift doors opened, a screaming kid appeared. Obviously he was playing in the lifts above, and when I went to use it, the doors closed on him.

I couldn’t leave him by himself, so I took him to reception. Reception is in full view of the entire hotel and meals area as its in a massive void so the 30 floors above could see me. So in my bathers with a screaming kid got everyone’s attention. So embarrassing.

My 12 year old daughter had an attitude when talking to her friends while I was in front of her in the car, so to put her in her spot (so she would learn her lesson), I embarrassed her by talking about when she first got her period and how embarrassing it was. That would teach her!

I am a bus driver, and I was taking a bus load of school kids to their sports venue. Being in such a hilly area, I stalled the bus going up the hill. 10 minutes later, I am still stuck on the single lane road hill trying to take off, but I keep stalling it. The laughing kids don’t help either. Luckily, the other bus driver that was behind me, left his bus, hoped on mine, and drove up the hill and had to than walk back to his bus and drive off.

It was the most humiliating time I have had as a bus driver. 10minutes stuck on a hill and having to get another driver to drive up.