I wish I did . I had two very hot girls (they were sisters) sitting with a group of us guys. Both the girls were sitting on the two seater couch in Bikini’s as we all watched TV on chairs around them. With one of the girls my age, and another, both being hot, I and me being shy, I wanted to talk to them, but could only help to stair as they sat slouched on the coach. Never having a sister or being around girls, let alone sitting in a house watching TV on the couch in their bikini’s was a great experience. I would have loved to sit with them.
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I am happy as I just started a new Job, and the first day was to eat Pizza and play Wii all day. The only bad news is that my job will only get worse.
I just embarrassed myself. Do you know when people say “Your fly is undone” even though it isn’t? Well someone said that to me, I didn’t look down, and… it actually was down. Took me 10 minutes before I looked.
I just embarrassed myself. I was at school, and forgot to put my phone on silent. I keep it in my bra. Well, the room was really quite and my phone started vibrating. You could hear it. I was actually getting quite excited by it vibrating, and I kinda had a mini orgasm in class. To make it even better, I my teacher is male. I had to excuse myself from the room.
I want to give help/advice, if ever you ask a girl out on a date, don’t get wasted and throw up all over hear dress. It will not go down well
I gotta get this off my chest I just want to say to the world, that I am as straight as can be. I know all my friends think I am gay, but I am totally not! I’m straight ok!!!!
I had a great impression on a new tennis coach. I threw up on the court. Opps
I had a good night sleep yesterday. But when I awoke, it wasn’t my girlfriend - it was my sister. I really hope I wasn’t that drunk last night
I felt like I emasculating my boyfriend as when we were at the gym, i could lift heavier weights.
Sometimes I feel that why do I even bother to try. I try and try and try, yet I still get punished.
Sometimes I have this weird feeling when i wake up. My mind feels and thinks im awake and i can see,hear,breathe, and feel. The only thing i cant do is talk or move. It is scary to wake up and not be able to move, or talk because you cannot scream or tell the person sitting next 2 u to wake you up and you cant move.
I thought i was having weird sleeping pattern problems, but then today it happened again i suddenly thought, maybe i was dreaming that i couldn’t move. Maybe if I think about that situation as i am waking up, the dream plays out again and i feel trapped.
I had a dream last night. In the dream i was sleeping on a bed dreaming another dream. I can now officially say that i have now had a dream inside a dream. Why did my parents have to wake me up at 4am to go to work? It was such a good dream 
My brother destroyed my life by stealing my trust my home and my life. It started when he was living in a hostel and we had recently moved but we still had our old houses. I got in touch with him i missed him so much and i thought he missed me to he told me that if i got my dad to let him live in our old house he would see me more so desperate to see him again. I did as i was told everyone else is saying that he would mess it up. He promised me that he would be good so my dad went with me and let him stay, but 2 weeks after i hadn’t heard from him he wasn’t piking up his phone. So we went to see if he was ok. When we got there the whole house was a wrecked. It was like he had a crash party. It took me a day to tidy the living room and prove to my dad that it could be saved we changed the locks and went on our way. 2 weeks after that, we went back to find the locks broken and the same thing as before but with a twist this time. He used my bed room as a toilet when our toilet was fine, he said he didn’t know anything but he was the only one with keys so he did know. I don’t feel like i can trust many people. I never thought he would do that. He ruined my life and i will never forgive him.
Today i was appointed to chief statue cleaner. Now the ducks crap on me not the statue.
When I was young I used to think that you only reap what you seed! Now I know that’s a fucking lie! Education, religion, science, ethics, ideologies are all sources of lies and deception! History is written and ruled by one unspeakable god of irony! It’s about time someone rises and leads the international movement of “act free and fuck them all those who bullshit us with prerequisite elements of fucking deceptive truth!”
I Feel like shit because of him is incredible how someone can hurt you ..bcuz all he does is LIE AND LIE AND LIE to me
Today , I can’t believe how long it takes to get the phone and internet connected for a house. Why must it be so difficult?
Today I realized monopoly is made by one company.
At grade 7 camp, I was trying to jump on a raft without getting my feet wet in the water. Doing so, I made a large rip my shorts, to the stage they nearly fell off. The thing was that we were 2 hours away from the campsite and I couldn’t go back to change. Ripped shorts for the entire day.
I drempt that a guy i know , was in my bath tub . and had put sand in it to pretend it was a beach . i then later won a contest for the dirtiest room.
