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Fucking ignorant people and their fucking bullshit is pisses me off so bad. Like these assholes can’t think or read or write or do anything, god is it’s so fucking frustrating. And espcially the assholes that THINK, emphasis on think, that what they say is fact when actually, it isn’t. Fucking die off already, this world would be a much happier place without you assholes. I didn’t do anything, I read the rules, I am aware of how the rules work, you obviously aren’t and when I happen to become a victim of what your foolish brain tells you to do, I get fucked over and I’m the mad one who’s talking out of pure rage…. Are you kidding me? get over yourself, asshole, you know what you did and you know that you are wrong for you piece of slim. I know what should be done and how it should be done but how you did it, Chris, was fucking against the guidelines and you are fucking lucky that it occured to quickly for me to actually get any evidence and report your ass to HR you little peice of shit.

I was just randomly browsing the internet and I found this page. So I read all the latest entries, and decided to click “Sounds Awesome” for them all.
Yay for me.

So, on the bus, there was this cute girl. I wanted to sit next to her, but it would just be odd considering the bus wasn’t full. Then when it got full, a guy sat next to her and started chatting her up. I wish I did that. Observing her body language, she did find him a bit attractive at the start, but I think she slowly stopped. At the start before they spoke, she brushed her hair, and the end, they didn’t really make eye contact.
So far, she’s the most attractive girl I’ve seen this year.

Today my neighbour asked me if I could babysit their 4 year old daughter for the night, and asked me to give her a bath.
How does a man give a little girl a bath, without coming off disgusting? Do you leave her underwear on or something? What is the right way to do something like this?

I wonder if the FBI reads this blog…? It would be interesting to see what they do if they do read it.

I hope that people don’t get offended for life. I am too angry to apologize.

I am probably the biggest grump in the world.

I was at an all you can eat breakfast buffet. I ate a bit to much more then my stomach can handle, so I went to rush outside to throw up. When you have vomit in your mouth and people are blocking your from the exit, you have no other choice then to throw up on someone. Opps. Lucky it wasn’t a hot girl or anything…

I was having a very formal dinner with a group of business partners. After I ate something funny, I didn’t do to well and I threw up all over the place.

When I was younger, I had a girl visit (friend of a friend) who left her underwear. Some how it ended up in my clothes pile (I dont have any sisters either), so I tried them on and and they felt awesome. Then when my mum cleaned up my room, after I went on camp, and they mysteriously disappeared. I wonder why she took them?

This Christmas party will be epic. The word around the workplace says that their will be about $250000 worth of free alcohol to drink. Everyone will be wasted. Pitty it’s my last day, won’t see how everyone else recovers on Monday

While in bed with my boyfriend this morning, he said to me that the most interesting thing in this room right now is watching a spider making a web and playing with it. He said this right after I spent $200 on sexy lingerie.

I hear all these stories by girls are stalking guys, guys are stalking girls and they hate it. I would love for someone to stalk me – it would make me feel loved

I just witnessed a push bike getting hit by a car. I wouldn’t want to know what the passenger in the car felt like when his ass went through the windscreen.

I was late for school, my parents at work already, and I couldn’t find a bra to wear – so I didn’t wear anything. When I got home and went to the bathroom, I looked in the mirror and released that you could see through my top. I basically went topless to school for the whole day and no one said anything – not even my male teachers!

I went to my mates birthday party and I got pushed in the pool. So I got out, and pushed the person who pushed me in. Little did I realize, he stole my iPhone. Pushing one person cost me $800

My boyfriend just dropped me off at work. 5 minutes later, I get a text “I’ll be over soon, lets make this baby”.

Not only is my boyfriend cheating on me, he’s also getting another girl pregnant.

That was the worst shower in my life. Firstly, I ran out of soap. Secondly, the hot water ran out. Thirdly I forgot to get a towel out of the cupboard. Fourthly, I desperately needed a pee

Mum: “Can you clean the bird poo off my car”

Me: “No, because I have to clean poo. You need to say it so it will be more fun like: Can you clean the bird poo off my car with that hot 18 year old girl in a bikini”

It’s the way you say things to make people do things.

I am happy, I have just been talking to a girl I used to like in primary school who I haven’t spoken to in 9 years. It has been a wonderful joy talking to her.