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I just embarrassed myself. Do you know when people say “Your fly is undone” even though it isn’t? Well someone said that to me, I didn’t look down, and… it actually was down. Took me 10 minutes before I looked.

I just embarrassed myself. I was at school, and forgot to put my phone on silent. I keep it in my bra. Well, the room was really quite and my phone started vibrating. You could hear it. I was actually getting quite excited by it vibrating, and I kinda had a mini orgasm in class. To make it even better, I my teacher is male. I had to excuse myself from the room.

I had a great impression on a new tennis coach. I threw up on the court. Opps

When me and my girlfriend where having sex I accidentally peed on her. There goes that relationship.

Today I was walking home with my boyfriend. He softly hit my bum and I let out this massive fart. It was so embarrassing.

My so called ‘girlfriend’ just told me that she was born a dude. I feel so embarrassed now that I go out with a shemale.

Today I realized monopoly is made by one company.

Today I met this girl on msn. She did webcam with me. Her shirt was red with the slogan Roxy. We were getting a juicy conversation going, and she took her top of to show me her bra. I am 12, she is 13. Then mum calls for dinner so I tern the screen of and leave quickly. When I get to the table, I looked over at my sister. She was wearing a red Roxy shirt too. It was my sister who took her top of!

At grade 7 camp, I was trying to jump on a raft without getting my feet wet in the water. Doing so, I made a large rip my shorts, to the stage they nearly fell off. The thing was that we were 2 hours away from the campsite and I couldn’t go back to change. Ripped shorts for the entire day.

Today I met this girl at the bar, she was totally hot, we had sex, and after I realised it was my cousin.

Today I got pulled over by the police and got breathalised. While i was talking to the female officer, I realised my fly was undone.