I just embarrassed myself. Do you know when people say “Your fly is undone” even though it isn’t? Well someone said that to me, I didn’t look down, and… it actually was down. Took me 10 minutes before I looked.
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I just embarrassed myself. I was at school, and forgot to put my phone on silent. I keep it in my bra. Well, the room was really quite and my phone started vibrating. You could hear it. I was actually getting quite excited by it vibrating, and I kinda had a mini orgasm in class. To make it even better, I my teacher is male. I had to excuse myself from the room.
This entry was posted on Saturday, April 24th, 2010 at 8:40 am and is filed under People. Comment this.
I had a great impression on a new tennis coach. I threw up on the court. Opps
This entry was posted on Tuesday, March 16th, 2010 at 2:56 am and is filed under People. Comment this.
When me and my girlfriend where having sex I accidentally peed on her. There goes that relationship.
This entry was posted on Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 at 4:25 am and is filed under Sex. Comment this.
Today I was walking home with my boyfriend. He softly hit my bum and I let out this massive fart. It was so embarrassing.
This entry was posted on Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010 at 4:19 am and is filed under. Comment this.
My so called ‘girlfriend’ just told me that she was born a dude. I feel so embarrassed now that I go out with a shemale.
This entry was posted on Sunday, November 8th, 2009 at 6:23 am and is filed under. Comment this.
Today I realized monopoly is made by one company.
This entry was posted on Monday, September 14th, 2009 at 1:48 am and is filed under People. Comment this.
Today I met this girl on msn. She did webcam with me. Her shirt was red with the slogan Roxy. We were getting a juicy conversation going, and she took her top of to show me her bra. I am 12, she is 13. Then mum calls for dinner so I tern the screen of and leave quickly. When I get to the table, I looked over at my sister. She was wearing a red Roxy shirt too. It was my sister who took her top of!
This entry was posted on Sunday, September 13th, 2009 at 7:51 am and is filed under. Comment this.
At grade 7 camp, I was trying to jump on a raft without getting my feet wet in the water. Doing so, I made a large rip my shorts, to the stage they nearly fell off. The thing was that we were 2 hours away from the campsite and I couldn’t go back to change. Ripped shorts for the entire day.
This entry was posted on Sunday, September 13th, 2009 at 7:42 am and is filed under People. Comment this.
Today I met this girl at the bar, she was totally hot, we had sex, and after I realised it was my cousin.
This entry was posted on Monday, July 20th, 2009 at 8:37 am and is filed under Sex. Comment this.
Today I got pulled over by the police and got breathalised. While i was talking to the female officer, I realised my fly was undone.
This entry was posted on Thursday, July 9th, 2009 at 11:20 am and is filed under People. Comment this.
