I want to share a story. I went out for a couple of hours while my female roommate was home by herself. When I got back, there was something different about the house. It had this weird feeling, like something has changed. I walked up to my bedroom, and there were scented candles and females clothes on the floor. The thing is, that these were not my room mates. I walk into my room, and there they were. Both naked. As a kind gentleman, I walked out of the room. They followed me and as girls put on their suducing act… well, let me just say. It was the best night of my life.
For the past 5 years, the three of us are still together deeply in love. If only three people can get married together.
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on Saturday, April 24th, 2010 at 8:37 am and is filed under Love. Comment this.
I want to share a story. Once I masturbated so hard I bled.
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on Saturday, April 24th, 2010 at 12:38 am and is filed under Sex. Comment this.
Why did I have to give someone else number to this girl. Turns out she is actually pretty nice and I think I like her now. Bugger.
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on Monday, March 8th, 2010 at 1:24 pm and is filed under. Comment this.
I had a good night sleep yesterday. But when I awoke, it wasn’t my girlfriend - it was my sister. I really hope I wasn’t that drunk last night
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on Saturday, March 6th, 2010 at 8:22 am and is filed under People. Comment this.
Lately I think my boyfriend is a bit gay. Why do I always pick them.
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on Friday, March 5th, 2010 at 4:21 am and is filed under. Comment this.
I felt like I emasculating my boyfriend as when we were at the gym, i could lift heavier weights.
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on Thursday, March 4th, 2010 at 4:20 am and is filed under People. Comment this.
I did not know how they did know. But now that I did not know how they did know, I should have known that I did know how they did know…indeed.
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on Saturday, January 23rd, 2010 at 6:58 am and is filed under Misc. Comment this.
I had a dream last night. In the dream i was sleeping on a bed dreaming another dream. I can now officially say that i have now had a dream inside a dream. Why did my parents have to wake me up at 4am to go to work? It was such a good dream
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on Thursday, December 10th, 2009 at 11:23 pm and is filed under People. Comment this.
Equal rights was never supposed to be reverse discrimination. Reverse discrimination have hurt many, 1 degree away, while supposedly ‘helping’ those very people. Which is why we left the US, couldn’t afford to live there since my DH was passed over purely because of female favoritism… I have a chronic illness and can’t work nor get disability.
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on Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009 at 9:46 pm and is filed under Politics. Comment this.
When he kissed one of my breasts, I knew I was in trouble… Wonder what would had happened if I wasn’t this responsible…
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on Monday, November 30th, 2009 at 12:17 am and is filed under Sex. Comment this.
My life is good, very good, awesome. Most of the time
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on Monday, November 16th, 2009 at 11:51 am and is filed under Life. Comment this.
My brother destroyed my life by stealing my trust my home and my life. It started when he was living in a hostel and we had recently moved but we still had our old houses. I got in touch with him i missed him so much and i thought he missed me to he told me that if i got my dad to let him live in our old house he would see me more so desperate to see him again. I did as i was told everyone else is saying that he would mess it up. He promised me that he would be good so my dad went with me and let him stay, but 2 weeks after i hadn’t heard from him he wasn’t piking up his phone. So we went to see if he was ok. When we got there the whole house was a wrecked. It was like he had a crash party. It took me a day to tidy the living room and prove to my dad that it could be saved we changed the locks and went on our way. 2 weeks after that, we went back to find the locks broken and the same thing as before but with a twist this time. He used my bed room as a toilet when our toilet was fine, he said he didn’t know anything but he was the only one with keys so he did know. I don’t feel like i can trust many people. I never thought he would do that. He ruined my life and i will never forgive him.
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on Wednesday, November 11th, 2009 at 11:52 pm and is filed under People. Comment this.
Today i was appointed to chief statue cleaner. Now the ducks crap on me not the statue.
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on Thursday, November 5th, 2009 at 8:41 pm and is filed under People. Comment this.
Today, Many attributes of open science can be studied, including open access publications, open source code, open protocols, open proposals, open peer-review, open notebook science, open preprints, open licenses, open data, and the publishing of negative results.
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on Thursday, October 22nd, 2009 at 9:12 pm and is filed under Misc. Comment this.
Yesterday i was with my boyfriend and we made love, it is the first time i really love someone, and he loves me, i am finally happy
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on Tuesday, October 20th, 2009 at 9:22 am and is filed under. Comment this.
When I was young I used to think that you only reap what you seed! Now I know that’s a fucking lie! Education, religion, science, ethics, ideologies are all sources of lies and deception! History is written and ruled by one unspeakable god of irony! It’s about time someone rises and leads the international movement of “act free and fuck them all those who bullshit us with prerequisite elements of fucking deceptive truth!”
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on Monday, October 19th, 2009 at 9:19 pm and is filed under People. Comment this.
Today I got really lost coming home from the city. Luckily I had a map because coming in is really different coming out.
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on Thursday, October 1st, 2009 at 8:36 am and is filed under Business. Comment this.
I am single because I am so picky when it comes to females.
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on Tuesday, September 29th, 2009 at 12:55 am and is filed under. Comment this.
Today I had a busy day at work. When I walk into my house, I see my wife’s underwear on the floor. I walk to my bedroom, and their she is having a threesome with another guy and women. Why did they guy have to be there? Two women would have been good.
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on Saturday, September 12th, 2009 at 2:37 am and is filed under Sex. Comment this.
I drempt that a guy i know , was in my bath tub . and had put sand in it to pretend it was a beach . i then later won a contest for the dirtiest room.
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on Monday, September 7th, 2009 at 12:53 am and is filed under People. Comment this.