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I want to share a story. I went out for a couple of hours while my female roommate was home by herself. When I got back, there was something different about the house. It had this weird feeling, like something has changed. I walked up to my bedroom, and there were scented candles and females clothes on the floor. The thing is, that these were not my room mates. I walk into my room, and there they were. Both naked. As a kind gentleman, I walked out of the room. They followed me and as girls put on their suducing act… well, let me just say. It was the best night of my life.

For the past 5 years, the three of us are still together deeply in love. If only three people can get married together.

I want to share a story. Once I masturbated so hard I bled.

Why did I have to give someone else number to this girl. Turns out she is actually pretty nice and I think I like her now. Bugger.

I had a good night sleep yesterday. But when I awoke, it wasn’t my girlfriend - it was my sister. I really hope I wasn’t that drunk last night

Lately I think my boyfriend is a bit gay. Why do I always pick them.

I felt like I emasculating my boyfriend as when we were at the gym, i could lift heavier weights.

I did not know how they did know. But now that I did not know how they did know, I should have known that I did know how they did know…indeed.

I had a dream last night. In the dream i was sleeping on a bed dreaming another dream. I can now officially say that i have now had a dream inside a dream. Why did my parents have to wake me up at 4am to go to work? It was such a good dream :(

Equal rights was never supposed to be reverse discrimination. Reverse discrimination have hurt many, 1 degree away, while supposedly ‘helping’ those very people. Which is why we left the US, couldn’t afford to live there since my DH was passed over purely because of female favoritism… I have a chronic illness and can’t work nor get disability.

When he kissed one of my breasts, I knew I was in trouble… Wonder what would had happened if I wasn’t this responsible…

My life is good, very good, awesome. Most of the time :)

My brother destroyed my life by stealing my trust my home and my life. It started when he was living in a hostel and we had recently moved but we still had our old houses. I got in touch with him i missed him so much and i thought he missed me to he told me that if i got my dad to let him live in our old house he would see me more so desperate to see him again. I did as i was told everyone else is saying that he would mess it up. He promised me that he would be good so my dad went with me and let him stay, but 2 weeks after i hadn’t heard from him he wasn’t piking up his phone. So we went to see if he was ok. When we got there the whole house was a wrecked. It was like he had a crash party. It took me a day to tidy the living room and prove to my dad that it could be saved we changed the locks and went on our way. 2 weeks after that, we went back to find the locks broken and the same thing as before but with a twist this time. He used my bed room as a toilet when our toilet was fine, he said he didn’t know anything but he was the only one with keys so he did know. I don’t feel like i can trust many people. I never thought he would do that. He ruined my life and i will never forgive him.

Today i was appointed to chief statue cleaner. Now the ducks crap on me not the statue.

Today, Many attributes of open science can be studied, including open access publications, open source code, open protocols, open proposals, open peer-review, open notebook science, open preprints, open licenses, open data, and the publishing of negative results.

Yesterday i was with my boyfriend and we made love, it is the first time i really love someone, and he loves me, i am finally happy

When I was young I used to think that you only reap what you seed! Now I know that’s a fucking lie! Education, religion, science, ethics, ideologies are all sources of lies and deception! History is written and ruled by one unspeakable god of irony! It’s about time someone rises and leads the international movement of “act free and fuck them all those who bullshit us with prerequisite elements of fucking deceptive truth!”

Today I got really lost coming home from the city. Luckily I had a map because coming in is really different coming out.

I am single because I am so picky when it comes to females.

Today I had a busy day at work. When I walk into my house, I see my wife’s underwear on the floor. I walk to my bedroom, and their she is having a threesome with another guy and women. Why did they guy have to be there? Two women would have been good.

I drempt that a guy i know , was in my bath tub . and had put sand in it to pretend it was a beach . i then later won a contest for the dirtiest room.