One time, I stole a lot of balls from my teacher and she smacked me. They were big black balls. I played with them a lot until my teacher confiscated them. I punched her pussy and stole a hundred cents from her pocket. Then, I humped the floor, stuck up the middle finger at someone, and ran away with my very skinny self.
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When writing your story, please use correct spelling and grammar. Please use a capital I rather than a lower i, and use apostrophes correctly. Such as I'm, don't, can't.
Why does this sound so wrong?
“and ran away with my very skinny self.”