One time, I stole a lot of balls from my teacher and she smacked me. They were big black balls. I played with them a lot until my teacher confiscated them. I punched her pussy and stole a hundred cents from her pocket. Then, I humped the floor, stuck up the middle finger at someone, and ran away with my very skinny self.
Why does this sound so wrong?
“and ran away with my very skinny self.”