Share one of your life's stories:

When writing your story, please use correct spelling and grammar. Please use a capital I rather than a lower i, and use apostrophes correctly. Such as I'm, don't, can't.

I like to poop in stranger’s yards

Late at night I go for walks and if the urge to poop hits, I look for a nicely kept yard and dump right in the middle.

Once there was a dog which I didn’t realize at first and that was a scary moment.

But otherwise it is an incredibly liberating feeling to leave my waste on a nice lawn.

No real harm, I’m sure they wash it with the hose upon discovery. And it’s biodegradable anyway.

Leave an anonymous comment