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Mum: “Can you clean the bird poo off my …

Mum: “Can you clean the bird poo off my car”

Me: “No, because I have to clean poo. You need to say it so it will be more fun like: Can you clean the bird poo off my car with that hot 18 year old girl in a bikini”

It’s the way you say things to make people do things.

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