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I want to give help/advice, if ever you ask a girl out on a date, don’t get wasted and throw up all over hear dress. It will not go down well
I gotta get this off my chest I just want to say to the world, that I am as straight as can be. I know all my friends think I am gay, but I am totally not! I’m straight ok!!!!
I had a great impression on a new tennis coach. I threw up on the court. Opps
When me and my girlfriend where having sex I accidentally peed on her. There goes that relationship.
Why did I have to give someone else number to this girl. Turns out she is actually pretty nice and I think I like her now. Bugger.
I had a good night sleep yesterday. But when I awoke, it wasn’t my girlfriend – it was my sister. I really hope I wasn’t that drunk last night
Lately I think my boyfriend is a bit gay. Why do I always pick them.
I felt like I emasculating my boyfriend as when we were at the gym, i could lift heavier weights.
Today I was walking home with my boyfriend. He softly hit my bum and I let out this massive fart. It was so embarrassing.