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Don’t you just hate it when you don’t hop in a car with someone because you think they will have an accident, so you go with someone else and end up having an accident. It sucks
I am in a really shitty mood right now. I don’t why, nothings going right. I am concentrating and people are annoying and interrupting me. Cant they JUST BE QUIET. Cos of this, I accidentally deleted my work and can’t get it back. I don’t usually get angry, but for F sake, I am really…
I had a dream last night on how to pick up chicks. Walk really slow in front of a crowed of them, have their boobs touch your back and then trip yourself and fall over, and make it like it was there fault. And let me just say, in my dream it worked. I scored…
So my parents just went out for the day, so I got out of bed and decided to watch some R rated video’s on the TV. Getting right into the moment, I didn’t hear my parents come back in the driveway and they caught me red handed on the couch watching porno.
While in bed with my boyfriend this morning, he said to me that the most interesting thing in this room right now is watching a spider making a web and playing with it. He said this right after I spent $200 on sexy lingerie.
My life totally sucks right now. I just found an old lotto ticket. I looked up the numbers and to my surprise I won 2nd division of $500000. I went to cash the ticket in, and was told that the ticket is more than 7 years old so you can’t claim it. F%&$!!!!!!!!!!!
I find sometimes its just too hard to talk to people on msn, or when they get boring, I say I have to go and do other things, yet, I just do the same old thing.
I would like to talk to you, to me is what to tell.
People think losing weight is a good thing. In my situation it’s not because I got dirty old guys twice my age now hitting on my. Im only 16.
I hear all these stories by girls are stalking guys, guys are stalking girls and they hate it. I would love for someone to stalk me – it would make me feel loved
I went to the hairdressers to get my hair washed, coloured and a blow job – Opps, I meant to have said blow dry. The hairdresser said the blow job is free and winked. And that kids, is how I met your mother.
My cousin gave me her old phone, however, forgot to delete the saved sms, mms, and images. I can never look at her again – but man, great body – pitty she was my cousin though.
I just witnessed a push bike getting hit by a car. I wouldn’t want to know what the passenger in the car felt like when his ass went through the windscreen.
I just released that the girl I just slept with has also slept with my brother, father, and my sister!
I was late for school, my parents at work already, and I couldn’t find a bra to wear – so I didn’t wear anything. When I got home and went to the bathroom, I looked in the mirror and released that you could see through my top. I basically went topless to school for the…
Me and my girlfriend just watched the tape of what we recorded doing last night. Let me just say, that watching yourself film in a porno is not as great as watching someone else in a porno. We both looked terrible in it.
The strangest thing happened to me last night. My boyfriend just asked me if I want to be apart of a threesome with my sister. I love my sister, but not that much.
Today, I just found out that me and my twin brother was conceived when my mother had a foursome on new years with 4 other guys. We still don’t know who is my father is, and whether or not we have the same dad. We are not identical twins.
Today, I just found out that I didn’t play in a basketball team when I was a young because I was good. I didn’t play in a basketball team because I was so bad – only now my parents tell me.
I decided to go on a McDonald’s diet for the week. I ended up gaining 10kgs