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I had a dream that I went to the place t …

I had a dream that I went to the place to masturbate because I had trouble doing it – it was kind of like a shop. Anyway, there was a girl there who was upset because she couldn’t do it either, so the solution was to have sex and lose my virginity to this stranger….