I was playing tennis, and one of our balls went over to the other court. While I was getting it, I kind of tripped over my feet. The other guy just laughed as I was pretty much right next to him.

My dad just called and got me to look whether the toilet outlet goes through the wall or through the floor? I didn’t even want to ask why.

Don’t you just hate it when you are watching porn, your computer freezes and someone walks in and you can’t minimize it. It’s so humiliating.

The worst time to have a shower is when the apartments fire alarm goes off. For 5 hours, I was standing outside with just wearing a towel.

It was hot last night, so I slept on top of my sheets. I was having a sexy dream in the morning, and my parents walked in while I was asleep on my back. Wearing boxes, lying on your back with a boner is not a good mix.

I was a fancy hotel, and I was heading to the pool for a swim. Being a bit overweight, I don’t look that well in my bathers. But I thought, I am only going to the pool, hardly anyone will see me anyway. I went to the lift to go down a floor as the pool was…

My 12 year old daughter had an attitude when talking to her friends while I was in front of her in the car, so to put her in her spot (so she would learn her lesson), I embarrassed her by talking about when she first got her period and how embarrassing it was. That would teach her!

I am a bus driver, and I was taking a bus load of school kids to their sports venue. Being in such a hilly area, I stalled the bus going up the hill. 10 minutes later, I am still stuck on the single lane road hill trying to take off, but I keep stalling it….