Share one of your life's stories:

When writing your story, please use correct spelling and grammar. Please use a capital I rather than a lower i, and use apostrophes correctly. Such as I'm, don't, can't.

One time, I stole a lot of balls from my teacher

One time, I stole a lot of balls from my teacher and she smacked me. They were big black balls. I played with them a lot until my teacher confiscated them. I punched her pussy and stole a hundred cents from her pocket. Then, I humped the floor, stuck up the middle finger at someone,…

I woke up to a boner with this story

One night I had a dream that I’m walking by the sea shore and see a woman crying, she had blue hair, I approached her once she noticed me she lifts her head and screamed raaaaaaaaaapeeeee, so loud I thought my ears will blow. And then suddenly from the sand emerged about 50 triggered feminists…

Hi, guys!My name is Demented Given (…

Hi, guys! My name is Demented Given (23 years of age and still a virgin) i’m from South Africa! I need your help, guys! I’m a cartoonist and a film/story writer, I’m super talented. But, most of my cartoons and stories end up happening in real life! Now i don’t know whether to publish them…

I have a shower every night at 7pm, and …

I have a shower every night at 7pm, and today I found out that my neighbours next door or place a bet on what song I sing. Was a really embarrassing conversation. I’ve been singing in the shower my whole life, speak to my neighbours all the time, but they never said, until 5 years…

Mum said to go play outside while I was …

Mum said to go play outside while I was playing on my xBox, so that is exactly what I did. Moved the TV closer to the window, put the controller outside, pulled up a chair and played my xBox outside through the window. I did what she said, but I don’t think what I did…