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I was so bored in the bathroom a while back, while I was drying myself when I came out of the shower, there was a blow fly. I spent about 20 minutes trying to hit it with my towel was I was naked. I finally knocked it out good.
My 12 year old daughter had an attitude when talking to her friends while I was in front of her in the car, so to put her in her spot (so she would learn her lesson), I embarrassed her by talking about when she first got her period and how embarrassing it was. That would teach her!
While I was sitting on the toilet, there was a fly flying around. I hit it with my hand and it fell on the ground into a spider web. Then the spider came and ate it. It was the most interesting thing I have ever seen sitting on the toilet. H6JK3EZD98TP
Wow, I just read all these posts. Thank god there are people who are as screwed up as me.
I had a dream last night. It was cross between the movies Titanic, and Raising Hope. I was on the Titanic, it was sinking and I was trying to escape through all the vents and I met this girl who I like just had a kid with. We got to the captains cabin (through the…
I work at home as a telecommuter. Sometimes when I should be working I’m out on my back porch buck naked dancing around. It drives the woman who lives behind me crazy, especially when i do my flapper move, it almost hits me in the face.
I’m gonna party like it’s 2011 YEAH!!! I don’t think i’ll remember who i am next year Ut OH.