I have a friend who’s a guy, and the other day, all his grubby little mates (they are scared of me and are in awe of him because he actually obtained a friend who is a girl. They have never talked to girls, and got together and asked me a very sincere question. They asked me if girls actually poop. My guy friend has never seen me eat or go off to the toilet, so I think he must be confused as well. I just said, yeah, they do. They were shocked. I have weird mates.