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This Christmas party will be epic. The word around the workplace says that their will be about $250000 worth of free alcohol to drink. Everyone will be wasted. Pitty it’s my last day, won’t see how everyone else recovers on Monday
While in bed with my boyfriend this morning, he said to me that the most interesting thing in this room right now is watching a spider making a web and playing with it. He said this right after I spent $200 on sexy lingerie.
I hear all these stories by girls are stalking guys, guys are stalking girls and they hate it. I would love for someone to stalk me – it would make me feel loved
I just witnessed a push bike getting hit by a car. I wouldn’t want to know what the passenger in the car felt like when his ass went through the windscreen.
I was late for school, my parents at work already, and I couldn’t find a bra to wear – so I didn’t wear anything. When I got home and went to the bathroom, I looked in the mirror and released that you could see through my top. I basically went topless to school for the…
I went to my mates birthday party and I got pushed in the pool. So I got out, and pushed the person who pushed me in. Little did I realize, he stole my iPhone. Pushing one person cost me $800
My boyfriend just dropped me off at work. 5 minutes later, I get a text “I’ll be over soon, lets make this baby”. Not only is my boyfriend cheating on me, he’s also getting another girl pregnant.
That was the worst shower in my life. Firstly, I ran out of soap. Secondly, the hot water ran out. Thirdly I forgot to get a towel out of the cupboard. Fourthly, I desperately needed a pee
Mum: “Can you clean the bird poo off my car” Me: “No, because I have to clean poo. You need to say it so it will be more fun like: Can you clean the bird poo off my car with that hot 18 year old girl in a bikini” It’s the way you say things…
I am happy, I have just been talking to a girl I used to like in primary school who I haven’t spoken to in 9 years. It has been a wonderful joy talking to her.
I wish I did . I had two very hot girls (they were sisters) sitting with a group of us guys. Both the girls were sitting on the two seater couch in Bikini’s as we all watched TV on chairs around them. With one of the girls my age, and another, both being hot, I…
I am happy as I just started a new Job, and the first day was to eat Pizza and play Wii all day. The only bad news is that my job will only get worse.
I just embarrassed myself. Do you know when people say “Your fly is undone” even though it isn’t? Well someone said that to me, I didn’t look down, and… it actually was down. Took me 10 minutes before I looked.
I just embarrassed myself. I was at school, and forgot to put my phone on silent. I keep it in my bra. Well, the room was really quite and my phone started vibrating. You could hear it. I was actually getting quite excited by it vibrating, and I kinda had a mini orgasm in class….
I want to give help/advice, if ever you ask a girl out on a date, don’t get wasted and throw up all over hear dress. It will not go down well
I gotta get this off my chest I just want to say to the world, that I am as straight as can be. I know all my friends think I am gay, but I am totally not! I’m straight ok!!!!
I had a great impression on a new tennis coach. I threw up on the court. Opps
I had a good night sleep yesterday. But when I awoke, it wasn’t my girlfriend – it was my sister. I really hope I wasn’t that drunk last night
I felt like I emasculating my boyfriend as when we were at the gym, i could lift heavier weights.
Sometimes I feel that why do I even bother to try. I try and try and try, yet I still get punished.