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I ate your mom for breakfast

My name is Muhammed jaiteh. I ate your mom for breakfast, and got herpes and AIDS. The herpes gave me butt cancer and I got it surgically removed last night. I almost died and I will never try to eat a person ever again. Tomorrow, I will just rek your mom’s pussy and your dad’s dick

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