About one and a half years ago I met the love of my life. Six months later I realized this, along with ‘girl, face it, you’re gay af’. Therefore, I spent the last year trying to figure her out; is she gay? Is she straight? It’s so hard to tell. One way or another, yesterday I managed to get her to do one of those social media quizzes about yourself, and one of the questions was ‘What is your sexual orientation?’. She proceeded to answer with this;

\( -_-)/

I don’t get it. I don’t understand any more, I’ve been trying for too long. What does \( -_-)/ mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!
I proceeded to spend an entire sleepless night laughing my ass off while simultaneously questioning my life choices. I still don’t understand.