Trying really hard to hold my clothes while getting dressed in a public toilet, not to drop them on the floor, I slipped and fell in a pile of pee from someone who missed the toilet.
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Trying really hard to hold my clothes while getting dressed in a public toilet, not to drop them on the floor, I slipped and fell in a pile of pee from someone who missed the toilet.
Most people spend hours getting ready for a school formal in there home. Guess where I got ready, and had a shower? In the public toilet of a petrol station, 5 min down the road from the venue.
Today I learned not to throw patrol on a burning fire. It does end that well.
Don’t you just hate it when you are having fun on your break, only to release that you forget to do something really important for work, and then get fired. Big mortgage, not income. F*$#
My daughter just came up to me and asked, can you teach me to have sex.
Um… No – ask your boyfriend, that’s something a father should never teach his daughter
I am newly wed, and my husband had a fight with me twice in month. After some arguments he slapped me so hard I was really mad. He than force me to have sex just after he hurt me and he hold me hard the fuck up and fuck he fucked me like a wild animal. I tried to kick him, but he bit me.
I just started a campaign to make child porn legal everywhere in the world.
I got a new puppy a few weeks ago. He is so cute. When we first got him, he was shy, and if you took a step away, he would sit back between your legs, now he’s confident, and runs a muck.
I just embarrassed myself I left my bus and accidentally left my phone on the bus too so half an hour later someone brings it too me but the part what’s embarrassing is that he could of went through my texts and pics.
I remember when I felt sick and the teacher wouldn’t let me go in to the toilet because we were doing maths and it was something important. But by now I was feeling pretty bad………..and next thing I just got sick all over the place!!!!!! The teacher went all red and I made her say ”I’m sorry I didn’t let you go.”
I was watching Bridge to Terabithia, and I wish I had a relationship like that with a girl when I was growing up. It was sad to see her die though.
I was just randomly browsing the internet and I found this page. So I read all the latest entries, and decided to click “Sounds Awesome” for them all.
Yay for me.
Last night, I had a dream that I met the most wonderful girl, probably my dream girl. We just connected from the first time we met and spent time with each other all the time having fun and enjoying life. How I wish it was true. Well I can only hope.
I was reading the ingredients of a breakfast cereal and thought, “what the hell am i eating.” I released I was reading the ingredients in a different language.
I was in the city walking a few blocks to attend to a job interview. There was this beautiful girl in front of my who dropped all her things. I helped her pick them up. We ended up talking, and were really hitting things off. When I asked were she was going, she said the same street that I was going to. Then it was the same building number, then it was the same floor number.
I said your name isn’t xxx is it? She said yes it is. She was my interviewer!!!!
I am grumpy because I walked to the shops and I put the $10 change in my pocket. When I got home, I realised it fell out of my pocket (it actually fell out previously too). So now I am depressed that I lost $10. I am very money conscientious. If I new I was going to lose it, I would have wasted it on the pokies – at least I would have had a chance of earning more. So what did I do, I put $10 in the pokies, and won my $10 I lost. So it’s all good now.
At school today, my ex boyfriend dacked me – undies and all. What made it worse was that I had my period. Lucky my shirt was long to cover myself up until I ran to the toilet.
When I was having a romantic time with my boy friend on my bed at a party of mine, one of our friends walked in drunk and sat next to us and just started chatting away for some reason. Me and my boyfriend both looked at each other and said “awkward”
I was running away from some of my friends, and there was a little fence. I tripped over and it lifted my skirt up for all my friends to see.
When I was in primary school, around grade 1 and 2. I needed to go to the toilet, but the teacher wouldn’t let me. So I pissed my pants and said to the teacher “Told ya”
Mum picked me up from school in the next hour to take me home.